EMERGENCY OBITUARIES

In the event of our death, we would like our last words to be classy, and in a YouTube video – not what they really were, which was probably, “AHHHHHhhhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuk!

DEATH BY PUMA

DEATH BY SARIN GAS

DEATH BY CREVASSE

DEATH BY BEAR TRAP

RAPTURED!

DEATH BY CARMAGEDDON

DEATH BY DROWNING

DEATH BY DRONE STRIKE

DEATH BY ISIS

DEATH BY GLOBAL WARMING